I’m so poor right now it hurts, and I can’t even write about it (SOS)

I’m a horrifically anti-social person. As such, I save a whole lot of money on social experiences. Most of my excess cash goes toward clothes, books, and takeout food (as it should), but every now and then I get a case of social butterfly. Gross, I know. During these periods, I completely transform. Reading, writing, and … More I’m so poor right now it hurts, and I can’t even write about it (SOS)

Let’s talk about the synopsis. Or not. (Please, God, no).

Let’s start with a brief history on the synopsis, shall we? Once upon a time, Satan himself was sitting atop his throne of skulls and lava looking up at the nasty humans from above. He thought to himself, “What is next for me? What new torture can I device? I’ve already come up with the … More Let’s talk about the synopsis. Or not. (Please, God, no).